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The first few bites are satisfying and sweet, then after awhile you’re just mindlessly shoving chocolate into your mouth and not even enjoying it. It’s like consuming too many chocolate bars. The longest I’ve played Goat Simulator in one sitting is around 45 minutes to one hour. Unfortunately, these goat gimmicks go through wear and tear quite quickly. This opens up the opportunity for certain sports like Ragdoll Skate where your goat will crumple up and roll around on a skate obstacle, as if Tony Hawk was a goat with no bones. Another entertaining perk is the ability to toggle Ragdoll Mode by pressing the Q button. No joke, the only way to grab something is to lick and drag (haha, get it? Lick and drag? Instead of click and drag? …Never mind) the object to whichever location that is desired, birthing chaos wherever your mischievous hooves tread.

The idea of the game is to assume the role of an adventurous goat and accumulate points for high jumps, making things explode… and licking objects. It’s a basic simulation with in-game challenges and purposeful glitches.

Goat Simulator is best for sharing with friends and laughing at, but it’s by no means a lengthy game. In fact, it’s a waste of time – but it’s a hilarious waste of time in the Napoleon Dynamite sense of the phrase. There is no justifiable reason for this game to exist. First off, you may be thinking, “Why? Why does a goat simulation game exist?” And you’re absolutely right to question it.